Joke:SALESMAN

A door-to-door vacuum salesman goes to the first house in his new territory.

He knocks, a lady opens the door, and before she has a chance to say anything, he runs inside and dumps horse dung all over the carpet.

He says, Lady, if this vacuum cleaner do not do wonders cleaning up that dung, I'll eat every chunk of it." She says, "You want tomato sauce on that? We just moved in and we haven't got the electricity turned on yet."