Joke:ANSWER IRON

A guy walks into work, and both of his ears are all bandaged up. The boss says, "What happened to your ears?" He says, "Yesterday I was ironing a shirt when the telepohone rang and (hold iron to ear) ssssssttt! I accidentally answered the iron."

The boss says, "Well, that explains one ear, but what happened to your other ear?" He says, "Well, jeeeez, I had to call the doctor!"