Joke:Taxi driver

A guy and his date are parked on a back road some distance from town,doing what couples do on back roads some distance from town, when the gal stops the guy in mid-grope.

"I really should have mentioned this earlier, but I'm actually a hooker and I charge $20 for sex."

Hanging at the point of no return, the guy reluctantly pays her, upon which the gal renders her critical services. After the token cigarette, instead of heading back to town, the guy just sits in the driver's seat looking out the window.

"Why aren't we going anywhere?" asks the gal.

"Well, I should have mentioned this before, but I'm actually a taxi driver and the fare back to town is $25."