Joke:Elephant and Mice

Long time ago in the jungle, there live an elephant and a mice.

Both were very good friend. The mice own a red sport car with 3.0 horse power, while the elephant own nothing.

One day as the mice was roaming the jungle with his red sports car he heard a sound "HELP!...HELP!" , without hesitation he went to the direction of the sound. When he got there, he saw his good friend

Mr. Elephant was stuck in a big hole on the ground. The elephant said "mice you gotta help me", the mice reply "hold on I need to get a rope", "How are you going to pull me up I'm hundred times bigger and heavier than you" said the elephant. The mice then return with a piece of rope and dropped it into the hole. "Hold on to the rope, I'll pull you up" he said then.

"How are you gonna pull me up" the elephant shouted. "With this piece of machine, I can pull anything up" replied the mice reffering to his red sport car. "BROOOOOMMMMM" the elephant is pulled from inside the hole.

Weeks passed, things in the jungle was normal. The elephant was having his lunch, he heard a tiny sound "HELP!...HELP!". "It's like the mice is having problems" he said. He went to the direction of the sound and when he got there he saw

Mr. Mice with his red sport car stuck in the a big hole on the ground. "How do you get in here?" asked the elephant. "Don't ask, please pull me up" replied the mice.

"Okay hold on" said the elephant and he raised his right leg then dropped his big dick into the hole. "Hold on to my dick... I'll pull you up" he said later. The mice and his red sport car was then pulled out of the hole safely. "Thanks, elephant you are a very good friend indeed" he then thank the elephant. They are a very good friend indeed.

The morale of the story is that If you have a big dick you don't need a 3.0 horse power red sport car.