Joke:Beauty Pageant

SETTING: Finals of Miss Universe Pageant, Question and Answer session.

FINALISTS:

Ms. America

Ms. Spain

Ms. Britain

Ms. Philippines

Ms. Iran

Ms. India

Ms. Malaysia (Last minute entry)

Ms. Singapore (Another entry)

QUESTION : How do you describe a male organ in your country?

MS. America: Well, I can say that male organs in America are like gentlemen.

QUESTION : How can you say so?

MS. America: Because it stands every time it sees a woman...

Applause! applause!

QUESTION : How do you describe a male organ in your country?

MS. Spain: Male organs in our country is like our very own bullfight or toro (bull).

QUESTION : How can you say so?

MS. Spain: Because it charges every time it sees an opening.

Applause! applause!

QUESTION : How do you describe a male organ in your country?

MS. Britain: Male organs in our country is like Shakespeare's

Theater.

QUESTION : Oh my! It's very big! How can you say so?

MS. Britain: Because it cries after every performance.

Applause! Applause!

QUESTION : How do you describe a male organ in your country?

MS. Philippines: Well, opcors, I can say dat male organs in our country is like the gossips or else we call it the "CHISMISS" in of our language.

QUESTION : How can you say so?

MS. Philippines: Because it passes from mouth to mouth.

Applause! Applause! Standing Ovation! Applause! Applause!

QUESTION: How do you describe a male organ in your country?

MS. Iran: Well, I can say that male organs in Iran are like thieves.

QUESTION: How can you say so?

MS. Iran: Because they always enter through the back door.....

Applause! applause! Applause! applause! Applause! applause! applause!

QUESTION : How do you describe a male organ in your country?

MS. India: Well, I can say that male organ in India is like a labourer.

QUESTION : How can you say so?

MS. India: Because it works day and night....

Applause! applause! Applause! applause! Applause! applause!

Applause! Applause!

QUESTION : How do you describe a male organ in your country?

Ms Malaysia: Itu male organ ah, itu macam kereta Proton.

(In English:- That male organ ah, is justlike the Proton car.)

QUESTION : How can you say so?

Ms Malaysia: Banyak lembek ! Nampak kuat saja.

(In English:- It is actually very soft. It just look very tough only.)


QUESTION : How do you describe a male organ in your country?

Ms Singapore: Well, I can say that male organ in Singapore is like typical "Kiasu" Singaporean.

QUESTION : How can you say so?

Ms Singapore: It goes for everything and anything that is free and always wants to be first to go in but leave 15 minutes before the show is over.