Joke:The Typewrite

A couple with a child doesn't want their son to hear dirty words, uses the word "typewriter" as a code for making love.

One day as the husband got back from work and felt so horny, he called on son and said "Bobby go tell your mum that daddy need to use the typewriter". The son ran to the kitchen and told the mother. The mother was having period and said to the child "Told your daddy that the typewriter has only red ribbon on".

Three days later as her period was over the wife get so horny that she can't stand it but to have sex with the husband. She call on her son and said "Tell your father that if he need to do some writing the typewriter is as good as new". The boy ran to the father and then return back saying "Dad said that he had gotten use of doing writing using his hand".